IntroductionI think I'm probably the most accident prone person in the world... al 7amdilla I've never had a car accident *coz I'm a great driver* a7im a7im ... actually correction.. *I'm a mad driver*... but I'm the type of person that walks into walls.. trips over herself... don't get me wrong.. I'm no klutz or clumsy old chap.. but I have ZERO sense of observation.. so things tend to happen to me.. and when they do they happen big.. or cause a domino affect and lead to even more embarrassment.. so much so that I have become immune to embarrassment.. block all existence and walk on like nothing happened... So all in all.. I'm the epitome of Murphy's Law... If something's gonna go wrong it's gonna go wrong aaaaaaannnnddd at the wrong time !!
Caution:
if you read on, you will be in for further confusion..
Now.. as I am an extreme in everything.. there is Good that comes with my Murphyism.. I'm a good luck charm... I'm one of those ppl that has a vivid aura beaming positive energy all the time.. wherever I go wherever I am... (I'm only Goobusa to myself :P) so I'm not imde7ing myself... It's a fact !!! Seriously !!
Method
The Vairiables
U know how if you have a bad hair day
well today was the perfect hair day for me... PERFECT I tell you !!
It looked healthy, shiny, full of body and full of life and just did it's own flirting with every move I made... aaaaaahhhhh absolute bliss...
Independent Variable (v1) = Great Hair
Dependant Variable (v2) = Mood
The Hypothesis
I thought to myself... today is the day !!
there was nothing.. or no one.. in the world that could make me feel a tad less than Happy !! I was just on such a high coz my Hair Loooookkkeedd Gorgeous !!
Apparatus/Design/Procedure
I was heading to the airport to meet family and wait for mums flight to arrive...
at the traffic light... they were selling Gold fish... I bought Gold fish for the kids... (I was in such a good mood I coulda bought a jar of sand at any price)
I was speeding.. and trying to keep as much water in the tiny tank as I could..
I decided to place it on my lap for stability..
at airport parking the car ahead of me kept halting suddenly and hence the water in the tank was sadly lessening..
I found parking and parked..
I stood out of the car and I looked at the water patch on my jeans and top...
Yes it was evident... so very very obvious !!!
I looked like I had Just peed on myself !
I enter the airport walk casually with beautifully flowy hair... and what seemed to be a hard not to notice pee patch !!
I did nothing to even try to cover it up... I kept strolling... shopped in Virgin and Boots...
mum arrived
went back home !
Results
No one noticed the pee !!
every one notice the hair !!
Datum 1: Greeting my sister
Sis: Hi 7abebty DiiGMooNa
DiiGMaa: Hi Darling *Kiss Kiss*
Sis: Your Hair !! it's gorgeous ? it's like you just stepped out of a VS catalogue... who did it for u ?
DiiGMaa: Me !!
Sis: I'm so Jealous.. Mashalah u do you hair better than any stylist.. Do my hair tomorrow plz !!
Datum 2: Random Lady and Daughter
Daughter: aby sha3ry nafs'ha
Lady: ee 7ilo
Lady aproaches me saying: Mashala sha3rich wayed 7iloo shloan imsowyeta ? dahnita ? o fee ser ?
DiiGMaa: Mashkoora khalty.. la ma adhina..
Daughter: wain sowaiteeh.
DiiGMaa: bilbait...
Daughter: weeeee
Lady: Mashoora
DiiGMaa: il3afoo
Datum 3: Boots sales person
Boots Guy: Do you always use Charles Worthington on
DiiGMaa: No actually.. I haven't in ages coz the don't sell it here.. thank goodness u guys opened :)
Boots Guy: Hope you don't mind me saying it.. but your hair is lovely
DiiGMaa: Thanx :)
Datum 4: Mum
DiiGMaa: 7imdilla 3ala ilsalama mum
Mum: allah esalmich 7abebty.. ish7ilwich 9ayraa mashalaah...
sha3rich ehaabil ishzeena 9ayer 7abebty
Data 5-16,005: plenty of neck turning and double takes :P
x2 (1, N = 16005) = 14.71, p = .0018 V1 + V2 = Positive correlation
The Research
Study Shows that 'Bad Hair Days' Impact
Performance Self-Esteem, Social Insecurity and Self-CriticismBad hair day can crush a woman's self esteem
Discussion
No one noticed the Pee !!
My Mood was perfect coz my hair was perfect...
and I couldn't care less how silly I looked like walking around with a Pee patch :P
I WAS ON SUCH A HIGH !!
PERFECT HAIR = PERFECT DAY
17 comments:
"No one noticed the pee !!
every one notice the hair !!"
YAY! But how many times are you going to have perfect hair? :P Oooh pretty drawing/picture thingy!
lol digma !!
u seriuosly walked around with a pee patch@@
i have a diesel jeans that has a patch exactly on the same spot
everytime i wear it lol ppl
ask me if its pee !! ofcourse they are ppl i nkno ;p funny cuz when i bought it i didnt even notice it
but now im really starting to like it
i think its cool ;p
any waaaays i wanna see ur hair :(
all this talk bout ur hair (shawagteny)
btw. etba`7aray lay9er fech shay esmila 3laich :*
hope alllll ur days are perfect hair days :* ummmwah.
o garrrat 3ainich bwo9ol al walda :)
*laughs* Loved this post! May all your days be perfect hair days ;)
Garat 3ainech ;*
I don't get it how nobody noticed the pee!!! It's gonna be obvious more than the hair loool
I think u should show us a pic of your hair... Cause el post kan kela 3anah ;)
Mo bs sha3rech ely 7elo Digmaa... Enty kelech 3la ba3'6a 7elwa and u don't need someone to tell u that (Don't get me wrong sweetie cause I'll marry scarlo soon :P)
keep it up digmatnaaaaa :)
okay now u go take a pic of ur hair and post it here.. dying to see ur hair..
;)
excellent study, u should publish it.. ;p
3baid:
U R so right darling, Perfect Hair is not an every day thing :)as for the drawing: Google image ;P
No3ik:
waih nbeeyich 7ayati :)
hehehe the jeans have to go btw :P
Hmmm seeing the hair ?? I'll think about it ;P until then I wish you a perfect hair day 2 sugar puff :)
Tooomz:
Wayh nbeeyich tweetums ;** and I knew u'ld appreciate this post ;P
PH day 2 u 2 Darling ;P
Zizoowooo:
awalan, 7ayati inta ily kilik 7ala o 6eeb o sanaa3 ya a7la ziizo ;** o WALA no one noticed the Pee :P the hair looked that good hehhehe as for the pic.. all in good time inshalah ... Tara aghaar, 7isabtik u wanted to marry me only ?? bs rathya daam ina Scarlo 3ayal ok.. heemm a7ibha ;P
B,
hehhehe step by step ppl with the pics :P well u got a sneak peak of the lips/smile.. so actually I just might consider showing another feature :P
Glad u liked the study hehhe and the links I have provided are real research conducted in regards to this issue, one at Yale Uni..
inshalla kil youm is a perfect hair day!!
I have to say that a girl with good hair is always happy! But if she has bad hair then she will cause a storm unseen by the likes of man! hahahaha!
Bes 7amdilla you had a great day o inshalla its always like that!
MZzee:
Thanx darling :) and I hope you always have a great hair day :) (no offense if u don't have any ;P it's the thought that counts)
If you checked the studies I cited (this post was educational too :P) u'll see u r very right when a woman "has bad hair then she will cause a storm unseen by the likes of man!"
whereas when she has a perfect hair day she can "look on tempests and is never shaken" (ya3nee ma ehizha ree7 in shakesperian :P)
7medallah 3ala salamat il walda ooo garat 3anich :)
I totally that perfect hair= perfect day ooo ba3adian dont 4get ina taj ilmarah sha3rha :-)
Lol! Shakesperian! Yes but its true! it doesnt matter how old.. etha umy is having a good hair day.. then I am in the clear! I could crash the car into the wall on the way back from work and she wouldnt give it a second thought! But if she has a bad hair day.. I could be in world war two for just breathing wrong! lol!
And yes! I shaved my head! thank u! I love it! seriously! so easy! hehehehhee
Inshalla kil youm mistaansa!
el shr3 7alal 4 :P
bella Color:
wayh nebeeyich 7ayati ;** thanx and my mum always uses that saying :)
MZzee:
Hehehehe ur Mum is adorable allah e5aleeha lik.. I say pay for her stylist extra for even more joy and prevent war :P
who says u can't buy happiness :P
U lucky man ;P I wish I had a shaved head !! I swear I always tell ppl it's the fastest, easiest and sexiest hair do :P lol
P.S. I knew u had a shaved head.. thats why I emphasised :P hmm my sixth sense is kicking in..
Zizoowooo:
Ma3indy mani3 ekoon 3indy shereecha :P IBSHAR6 !! ana il 2ooooooLaaa !!:P
Lol! U can read minds!!!!
MZzee:
Yes I can ;P and I warn you that is just one of my many hidden talents ;P
Next step in the scientific arena:
How to bottle up a "good hair day" and sell it on the market.
A true endeavor and a scientific break through, DiiGMa!!
Caff Darling:
You do know if we manage to find a means to actually bottle up a "god hair day" that would mean WORLD PEACE :p
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